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šŸ‘ļø Eyeball Punch

Writer: Celeste Violet
Celeste Violet
4 days ago
1 min read

Wholesome Haunts: Eyeball Punch

A bright, fruity Halloween punch with cranberry, citrus, pineapple, fizz, and frozen lychee-blueberry eyeballs floating around like they have opinions.



Fruity. Fizzy. Mildly concerned about what is looking back at you.

From the Vault of Forgotten Warnings:

Don’t Trip on Your Sheet, Tommy.Keeping the dead alive since 1957.





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